Boys and cleaning, complete with thoughts. Wood floor edition. First experience with Swiffer wet jet this evening:
“Ok there are practically no instructions here. What if this wasn’t the google age? Not going to look anyway; that’s extra effort”
“Does this strip peel off of the pad before attaching? Maybe I should google anyway. Nah.”
“What, this uses batteries? I already took everything out of the box. No batteries and I don’t have any of these. Mother f$%*$% this needs done tonight wtf am I gon…..wait, it says batteries are in here. Um, oh, they’re hidden behind what seemed like the end of the box. Is cleanliness really worth all this?!?”
*Turns on. whirrrr* “Why isn’t this spraying? I clicked in the fluid container the way it says. Just going to stare at it until it works”
*five minutes later, reaching in and adjusting* “Guess I should mess with the fluid again, but no way could it go…..hmmm it did sorta click this way too. Oh there’s the spray”
Once (sorta) finished…..”this didn’t pick up as much as I thought it would. After all that it’s just a glorified mop, and I have to sweep too?” Game set match for today.
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